London Day 3

We have been searching around London for our package, and we think we have found at least one that fits the clients order.

We spent most of Monday night wandering around Soho and drinking coffee in Bar Italia, there were a few homeless people around but most were too old or too stupid to keep our client happy. So we gave up and went back to the hotel for a Gin & Tonic or two.

Last night however was more productive, train stations are always a good place to find victims, and London has the great Waterloo station. as we walked over the Thames a begger asked us to spare some change, he looks about the right age, and then he asked me a question, “How long is a piece of string?”

I told him I didn’t know.

He then said, “Twice as long as half of it.”

Now to me this shows intelligence, which is one of the clients requests, it also meant that I gave him two pounds.

He was very polite and thanked us very nicely, so he has potential

Waterloo Station, London

We found one more potential package inside the station, down in the corridors of the underground station. He looks about 23 and seemed fairly well spoken, but did not show the intelligence of the first young man.

We will return to these locations later today just to check that these places are where these young men can usually be found. Homeless people normally stick to where they know, they can guess how much they can make from passers buy in each location and at what times of day, they are creatures of routine, that is why our job is so easy.

If you are a salmon fisher, or a bear, then you know when the fish will be swimming upstream to spawn, you know where they will be an any given time, that is why so many fish get caught and eaten, they are creatures of routine too.

The Buyer

London – Day 1

We do like London, we spent the night in the hotel, we ordered some club sandwiches from room service and watched some British television. Then we went down to the bar, I hav been to this bar on a number of occasions, so I knew to order Gin & Tonic’s, the bar tender, prepared 2 large G&T’s using the bar’s trademark double Bombay Saphire gin. This is in my opinion the only way to have a Gin & Tonic, all of the other brands of gin just pale in comparison.

We had a couple of those and went off to our rooms for an early night.

This morning we met in the restaurant, where we both orfered the hotels “Full English Breakfast”, if you have been travelling around as much as us, you do start to miss your home grown foods.

The hotel breakfast was perfect, consisting of 4 rashers of good-quality lean unsmoked back bacon, 4 brown-cap portabello mushrooms, some grilled cherry tomatoes, 2 slices granary or wholegrain bread (toasted), 2 good-quality free-range pork sausages, 2 eggs (poached), some freshly squeezed orange juice and a copy of the Independant newspaper.

What a great way to start the day.

After breakfast we decided to do a little bit of shopping, although we are allways looking for a potential package. Sadly today there was only shopping, we are back at the hotel now but will be going out later in search of a package to match our clients order. London is a good place to find desperate people, there are lots of lonely people here, lots of homeless people and lots of people who have given up on life, the perfect packages are just waiting to be found.

Easy pickings

We will start down by Waterloo station and then wnder around the Strand, up Regent Street and along Oxford Street, hopefully it will not take more than a few days to find him. Although it is around 13 degrees C, it is still to cold here to stay longer than a few days.

We will keep you updated.

The Buyer

Arrived in London

We arrived in London this morning, there is nowhere better to find a package for our latest order.
London is a big city and it is a harsh city. There are so many homeless people here. Boys, girls, the young and the old are all targets here.
All big cities are ruthless, the landlords don’t care why your rent is late, they don’t care if you have nowhere else to go or nobody to call for help. They only want the money, in advance or you are out of luck and out of a place to live.

We are staying in a very nice hotel near New Bond street, we will rest and eat well today and tomorrow we start our search.

The Buyer

Welcome Victims!

Welcome to the Tramp Buyer Blog,

I will keep you up to date with all the latest information regarding our work. I will tell you where we are going, where we have been and most importantly where not to be.

We have just received an order for a young English man, about 23/25 years old, well educated and handsome.

He will be shipped to somewhere in Asia, we don’t know his fate, our client decides that.

We will be flying to England tonight, if you fit the description, stay indoors.

The Buyer