Japanese Twins!

I love sthe smell of Tokyo in the morning.

We are staying in Tokyo for a while, John has been handed over to his new owner. He was quite pleased with his new life and job.

I think he will do well here, the women like him, so he should be fine in his new enviroment.

We are staying because we have another “package” to find, it is actually “packages” our client requires Japanese twins for his nightclub.

When we first received the order we thought about this.

When we asked the client about his his specifications, he emailed us this

The following request has been received by Trampbuyer.com

Name: xxxxx xxxxxxx
Email Address: xxxxxxx@xxxxx.com
Your Specifications: Hello xxxxxxxxx please follow my specifications regarding my latest order, the are:
Japanese or Chinese Male Twins
25 to 30 years old
Must have outgoing personalities
Must be healthy (long hours involved)

Must be DISEASE FREE

If you need more information please email me on xxxxxxx@xxxxx.com

Have you sorted out paypal yet, as I would really like to pay via paypal?

Keep me updated.

xxxxx

Sent at 4/6/2009 11:22:16 PM

So our client wants male twins, we have sent him this picture to verify the specifics.

We will search around Tokyo to find some unfortunates, and in this present economic climate there are a lot of them about.

We will keep you posted.

The Buyer

John’s Fate

Well we have finally arranged John’s transportation to his new life.

We took a flight to make all the arrangments for his arrival, he will arrive in about 2 more weeks. This gives us time to meet with his new owner and also gives us some time to explore the great city of ???????

Tokyo.

Yes John has been sold to a Japanese client. But his fate is not as good as Robert’s but it is also not a bad change in his life.

John will arrive in Tokyo and be pampered, he will be taken care of and his life will improve.

You see we are not bad people all the time, sometimes our clients want “packages” for good reasons. This particular client wanted a well educated, handsome young man. John will be well treated, he will have a job and he will receive a salary.

The client wants to set a new trend, he wants to take the sexism out of one of Japan’s most popular things, Racequeens and camgirls are always female, so our client is setting up a raceking and camboy company.

John does not know what awaits him here, but he is resigned to whatever it is, we hope he will be pleased.

We are going out tonight to visit our client at one of his hotels, The Hotel Dayo Zenin Syugo. We have stayed there before an all I will say is it is an interesting location.

Well duty calls, I will update you soon. We have a new client who requires something Asian.

The Buyer

Shipping Costs

Hello,

Firstly let me apologize for the lack of updates, but we have been a little busy in London.

Ok the news is that we have found the “package”, it was the intelligent guy from the bridge, turns out his name is John. He went to Cambridge University and had a pretty good life until his girlfriend left him. She took everything, I asked him how that was possible as they were not married, he told me that in the United Kingdom if you live with someone for two years or more then you are what is called “Common Law” husband and wife, and the wife can take half of everything you own ar more.

In John’s case it was more, she took the house, the car and 60% of his salary. John was left with nothing. He has no family and his only friends turned their back on him when he hit hard times, about a week later he lost his job, because he was arriving late or unclean.

We have spent the last few days finding secure accommodation for John.

We know it looks harsh but it is better for John, he will relax and reseign himself to his new fate.

We are shipping him on Sunday, and we will post again after that. We will tell you where he is going and what awaits him there.

The Buyer

London Day 3

We have been searching around London for our package, and we think we have found at least one that fits the clients order.

We spent most of Monday night wandering around Soho and drinking coffee in Bar Italia, there were a few homeless people around but most were too old or too stupid to keep our client happy. So we gave up and went back to the hotel for a Gin & Tonic or two.

Last night however was more productive, train stations are always a good place to find victims, and London has the great Waterloo station. as we walked over the Thames a begger asked us to spare some change, he looks about the right age, and then he asked me a question, “How long is a piece of string?”

I told him I didn’t know.

He then said, “Twice as long as half of it.”

Now to me this shows intelligence, which is one of the clients requests, it also meant that I gave him two pounds.

He was very polite and thanked us very nicely, so he has potential

Waterloo Station, London

We found one more potential package inside the station, down in the corridors of the underground station. He looks about 23 and seemed fairly well spoken, but did not show the intelligence of the first young man.

We will return to these locations later today just to check that these places are where these young men can usually be found. Homeless people normally stick to where they know, they can guess how much they can make from passers buy in each location and at what times of day, they are creatures of routine, that is why our job is so easy.

If you are a salmon fisher, or a bear, then you know when the fish will be swimming upstream to spawn, you know where they will be an any given time, that is why so many fish get caught and eaten, they are creatures of routine too.

The Buyer

London – Day 1

We do like London, we spent the night in the hotel, we ordered some club sandwiches from room service and watched some British television. Then we went down to the bar, I hav been to this bar on a number of occasions, so I knew to order Gin & Tonic’s, the bar tender, prepared 2 large G&T’s using the bar’s trademark double Bombay Saphire gin. This is in my opinion the only way to have a Gin & Tonic, all of the other brands of gin just pale in comparison.

We had a couple of those and went off to our rooms for an early night.

This morning we met in the restaurant, where we both orfered the hotels “Full English Breakfast”, if you have been travelling around as much as us, you do start to miss your home grown foods.

The hotel breakfast was perfect, consisting of 4 rashers of good-quality lean unsmoked back bacon, 4 brown-cap portabello mushrooms, some grilled cherry tomatoes, 2 slices granary or wholegrain bread (toasted), 2 good-quality free-range pork sausages, 2 eggs (poached), some freshly squeezed orange juice and a copy of the Independant newspaper.

What a great way to start the day.

After breakfast we decided to do a little bit of shopping, although we are allways looking for a potential package. Sadly today there was only shopping, we are back at the hotel now but will be going out later in search of a package to match our clients order. London is a good place to find desperate people, there are lots of lonely people here, lots of homeless people and lots of people who have given up on life, the perfect packages are just waiting to be found.

Easy pickings

We will start down by Waterloo station and then wnder around the Strand, up Regent Street and along Oxford Street, hopefully it will not take more than a few days to find him. Although it is around 13 degrees C, it is still to cold here to stay longer than a few days.

We will keep you updated.

The Buyer